Police: Let's be honest, you must be the thief who stole the nursing bottle. Thief: Me? Police: Of course. Who else can be the substitute? Thief: Don't be damned snobbish. Police: How dare you say that? Thief: Do I look life a thief? Police: Oh, who can tell not? Thief: I know what you guys think. Police: What? Thief: You just take me for a scape-goat for my unique appearance. Police: Yeah, just save your words for the court. Thief: I bet it's not me, or I will just go to the hell. Police: Oh, really, hope God could see that.